Jack Smith's Obituaries

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Wednesday, January 10, 1996

Jack Smith, Urbane and Wry Times Columnist, Dies
Journalism: Self-effacing writer was 79. His musings on daily life entertained readers for nearly 40 years.
Main News, Page A-1

Jack Smith in 1985                                                                     LARRY ARMSTRONG / Los Angeles Times
 

From a Times Staff Writer
Jack Smith, whose urbane Los Angeles Times column dealt gently with his absorption in almost everything and everybody around him, died Tuesday of severe heart failure.
Smith, 79, died at USC's University Hospital in Los Angeles. He had weathered more than a decade of heart disease, including quadruple bypass surgery in May 1984 and a heart attack that December, another heart attack after prostate surgery more than two years ago, and yet another heart attack in late December.
"There will never be another Jack Smith," said Otis Chandler, former publisher of The Times, who had befriended Smith when they both were reporters in the 1950s. "Over his long and distinguished careers as first a reporter and then a columnist for The Times, he has brought a unique flavor to the paper that cannot be duplicated.
"In many ways," Chandler said, "he was like a Will Rogers in the way he could make almost any subject funny and interesting and instructive."
Times Publisher and Chief Executive Officer Richard T. Schlosberg III said Smith's "impeccable use of language and his gentle, urbane style were flawless, and yet his manner was one of humility and great kindness. He observed and wrote about everyday life with humanity and humor, turning phrases with a style that is unmatched."
Smith's column "has been one of the abiding highlights of the Los Angeles Times," said Editor and Executive Vice President Shelby Coffey III. "The column expertly reflected the key qualities that made the man beloved as a writer and colleague; it had sly elegance, genteel self-mockery and keen observations of the life he loved in ever-surprising Southern California."
To say that "the saga of Jack Smith, told over these many years in the pages of this newspaper, will be missed is to sadly understate our loss," said former Times Editor William F. Thomas.
"Jack wrote with unfailing grace and clarity, and did so with amazing consistency," Thomas said. "His simple prose, unassuming and yet pointed, appeared effortless, but it was the result, like all fine writing, of very hard work.
"Most of all though, was this: It was throughout a candid and funny and touching chronicle of his own life and, in these last months, of his approaching death."
San Francisco Chronicle columnist Herb Caen said Smith "was just like his writing: slightly crotchety, a bit put off by what is going on, always ready for an argument, extremely dry in the wit department--and yet, altogether lovable. As a columnist, obviously one of a kind."
Smith's column, which had appeared in The Times since 1958, was distributed to almost 600 newspapers worldwide by the Los Angeles Times-Washington Post News Service. After about 6,000 columns over 30 years, bowing only slightly to declining health, Smith cut back in 1992 from four columns a week to one, which appeared on Mondays. For most of his career, he wrote five columns a week.
"I may," he warned, "turn senile overnight."
His use of the language was meticulous, his manners were graceful--both in print and in public--and his middle-aged fascination with the trivia of a changing world was a constant delight to his readers.
He could amuse them or stir a few to irascible letter-writing with a column on his lifelong wariness of cats. He could reduce them to idle daydreaming by a bit of nostalgia out of his pre-World War II days working his way to Hawaii on a passenger ship to write for the Honolulu Advertiser, or a piece about his rustic house on a remote Baja California seaside cliff.
"When we reached the house," he wrote in one of his "Baja Diary" columns, "the rain had stopped, but the wind off the ocean was like wild organ music in the roof tiles. We lighted lanterns and I built a fire; that is to say, I put an ersatz log from the supermarket in the grate and put a match to it."
Smith was never dishonest enough to pretend that he had left all traces of civilization behind. He never seemed to be in awe of his own considerable talent and he could be self-deprecating without phoniness.
He resented the presence on the planet of very few, and he was never cruel.
It was the Baja house columns that in 1974 formed the basis for his book "God and Mr. Gomez." His other books included "Three Coins in the Birdbath" (1965), "Smith on Wry" (1970), "The Big Orange"(1976), "Jack Smith's L.A." (1980), "How to Win a Pullet Surprise" (1982), "Cats, Dogs and Other Strangers at My Door" (1984) and "Alive in La La Land" (1989).
The columnist's love for the language with all its traps and inconsistencies led him to conduct charming written debates with college professors or elementary school children, treating each with equal courtesy and respect for personal opinions.
For all his intellectual concerns, Smith cared as much for some of the more earthy aspects of American culture. Pro football, for instance: "Intimate friends know," he once wrote, ". . . that my love of football is not simply visceral. I see it as a more dynamic form of ballet."
He was one of the few newspaper columnists who could write about the minutiae of daily family life without seeming desperate for material. His humility as the man of the house on Mt. Washington near downtown Los Angeles never had a fake ring to it. Readers came to know his wife, Denny (rarely mentioned by name); his sons, Curtis and Douglas; his two daughters-in-law, Gail and Jacqueline, and five grandchildren, Chris, Casey, Trevor, Adriana and Alison.
But he insisted when he went into semi-retirement in 1992: "I'm always the butt of the jokes. I am the joke in this family. I'm just trying to be amusing. About the only person you dare to make fun of is yourself."
He also wrote about a succession of dogs and cats, which he tended to describe in terms of their personalities (a word he may well have accepted in their cases) or levels of intelligence.
In discussing an old cat named Gato that had run off, Smith wrote: "I don't know why it is that I have so little luck in developing a warm relationship with cats, especially when so many men I admire very much have been fond of cats."
Revered in his profession, Smith received the Joseph M. Quinn Memorial Award, the highest honor of the Greater Los Angeles Press Club, in 1991. He occasionally joked that he had come close to winning a Pulitzer Prize but that "one can't talk about having won second place in the Pulitzer Prize."
Although Smith was the recipient of various honorary degrees from universities, his formal education ended with his attendance at Bakersfield College. His real education was received in the Civilian Conservation Corps during the Great Depression, in the scullery of that passenger liner, as a Marine Corps combat correspondent under fire on an Iwo Jima beach in World War II and on a succession of newspapers that began in the 1930s with the Bakersfield Californian, where he was a sports writer.
Perhaps it is not accurate to say that his newspaper career began there, for in the biographical information he long ago submitted to The Times' public relations department, he noted that he was the editor of the student newspaper when he attended Los Angeles' Belmont High School and, as only Jack Smith could, pointed out that it was the highest position he ever reached in his career.
Before he came to The Times as a general assignment reporter in 1953, Smith worked for the Honolulu Advertiser (often recalling in later years that he had "passed" on the story of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor because he was just getting to bed after a late Saturday night party and was not clear on what was going on), the United Press, the Sacramento Union, the San Diego Journal, the old Los Angeles Daily News and the Los Angeles Herald-Express.
He walked with the erectness of an ex-Marine, to be sure, always trim and neatly dressed. He usually wore a tie, correctly knotted. But there generally was a casual touch--perhaps a sport jacket easily visible at some distance, or a Greek fisherman's cap.
If he talked at all about his time in the Marines, it was to recount the violent assault on Iwo Jima. He went ashore as a combat correspondent, with his rifle but without his portable typewriter.
A colonel suggested "that I send my typewriter in his jeep, which was scheduled to go in the eighth wave," Smith wrote. "The boat was sunk. I never saw my typewriter again."
The regiment's other combat correspondent, a Marine named Barberio, "had gone by the book" and carried his typewriter ashore. Barberio was killed in the invasion, but a Marine found his typewriter and gave it to Smith.
"I used my knife to open the case," Smith wrote. "There was no typewriter in it. It was full of canned goods.
"That's what war is like. Only a thousand times worse."
Although Smith's boyhood roots were generally in Bakersfield, he was born in Long Beach on Aug. 27, 1916.
After some time in the Civilian Conservation Corps, he went to sea at the age of 21 and remarked in print later that the merchant marine "was the only other kind of work, besides newspapering, that I might have been happy in."
But it was newspapering he went into, earning a reputation as a sensitive, facile writer in those days of street-edition sensations, low pay, hard work and hard-drinking reporters and rewrite men.
Among the street-sale sensations he worked on was the so-called Black Dahlia case soon after World War II. In fact, he probably coined the sobriquet for the brutally murdered young woman, despite claims of credit by others.
His newspaper jobs never seemed to last very long. Smith, like others of the era, had itchy feet. It was not until he came to The Times in June 1953 that he settled in. He began to write humor pieces for the op-ed page and before long was appearing regularly as a columnist.
Among his running topics was his fondness for watching the birds on the canyon hillsides of Mt. Washington. It was his contention--despite the protests of experts--that he was the first person in California to spot a grackle.
"It was unbelievable, of course," he wrote, "and nobody believed me. I was soon vindicated, however, by a second sighting. This one again took place in my backyard and nobody believed me again."
Nevertheless, something called the annual Jack Smith Bird Walk was instituted at Descanso Gardens.
As he grew older he took a patriarchal view of Los Angeles, defending the city in print against those who considered it a refuge for Philistines while speaking pridefully of it in private. One pleasant fall afternoon, as Smith watched USC and UCLA battle each other for the rights to the Rose Bowl football game, the blimp taking aerial photographs of the spirited contest flew over downtown, televising a panoramic picture of majestic skyscrapers framed by plush mountains.
"There is a there there," said Smith in a barely audible paraphrase of Gertrude Stein.
His last column appeared in The Times on Christmas Day.
Following Smith's wishes, there will be no funeral service. A public tribute to be organized by The Times is pending.
Donations can be made to the Jack Smith Memorial Trust, a fund created by his family to support things that meant most to him: newspapers, libraries and Southern California culture.

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BILL BOYARSKY
Jack's Last--and Toughest--News Story

By BILL BOYARSKY,
When Jack Smith began writing columns about his long, final illness, I had trouble accepting the change from his usual amusing tales of life on Mt. Washington.
I discussed this with a mutual friend, retired Times Editor Bill Thomas. "You don't understand," Thomas replied. "He's covering his own death."
And Jack was doing it, Thomas explained, just as he had covered everything else--with precision and a clear eye. No sentimentality or self-pity cluttered up his last story.
From then on, I read the columns with care, as Jack chronicled the failures of a body that now needed the assistance of his wife, Denny, and others to get around town. Step by step, each stage of deterioration was reported.
It was not a lonely, despairing death that he recorded. As always, Jack was surrounded by family and friends, the cast of characters we'd come to know, supplemented by newcomers, nurses, therapists, doctors and others, each of them captured by Jack's undiminished ability to describe people.
Reading these columns, I thought about my elderly parents' long decline, and their deaths, first my father and then my mother a month later. Jack's column reminded me that my family was not alone in our experience. A colleague told me that many people wrote the paper to say they felt the same about Jack's columns.
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I first met Jack 25 years ago when he was a rewrite man, working in the Times newsroom. He took the notes from field reporters and turned them into stories, as well as going out on interviews and to events himself and writing about them.
He was part of a cynical, hard-drinking generation of reporters who made fun of politics, love and death. The newspaper--and the nearby bar--were the centers of their social and professional lives. Standing at the pinnacle of this cloistered society was the rewrite man, and Jack was the best in town.
He was friendly to me, especially after learning I had just come down from Sacramento, where I had worked for the Associated Press. Jack had been on the Sacramento Union staff for a time, and we exchanged stories about that paper and the ratty old bar, the M Street, where the reporters and printers drank.
In those days, Jack wrote his column part time, most of his energy going to the rewrite chore, a skill he had honed at the now-dead Herald-Express and the old Los Angeles Daily News. It was at the Daily News that Jack had what he called "my finest hour as a newspaperman."
The body of a nude woman, sliced in half, was found in a vacant lot. Working the phones, Jack found a Long Beach drugstore frequented by the woman, Elizabeth Short. Sure, said the pharmacist, he remembered Elizabeth Short. "They called her the Black Dahlia--on account of the way she wore her hair," he said.
Writing about it years later, Jack said: "The Black Dahlia! It was a rewrite man's dream. The fates were sparing of such gifts. I couldn't wait to get it into type."
Jack treasured his skill as a rewrite man, but his editors, impressed with the style and popularity of his column, wanted him to become a full-time columnist. Times reporter Eric Malnic recalls that Jack was reluctant to make the switch, fearing he couldn't cut it.
But luckily the editors prevailed, and Jack was soon turning out daily columns.
He was a master of the form.
Jack followed the journalistic formula of short sentences and compressed paragraphs. His writing teachers were not professors but tough veterans such as Hemingway and Aggie Underwood, city editor of the Herald-Express. But with his natural ability, he took the formula and turned it into subtle and witty prose. When I asked him how he did it, he seemed surprised that I considered the work so difficult. Like the great quarterbacks he admired, Jack made the daunting task look easy.
To us pampered columnists of today, who think two or three a week are exhausting, the Smithian pace was astounding.
To sustain it, Jack couldn't waste a second.
That was obvious when my wife and I were at parties with Jack and Denny.
He was a charming, witty raconteur and was usually surrounded by a large number of women and men intent on catching every word. Two days later, we would find in his column the same delightful story he had related at the party.
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Family, friends, football, vacations, his entire life were the subjects of his columns.
His readers shared this life. They were members of the post-World War II generation that filled the Southland's subdivisions and schools, built swimming pools, raised kids, supported the public library, watched football and went to the philharmonic.
In the last several months, his readers shared his death. Some of them, nearing death themselves, may have taken a special comfort from his columns.
This was Jack's toughest story and, in covering it, his greatest gift to his readers.

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An Eye for Simple Pleasures in a Complex World
Main News, Page A-12

The world of Jack Smith ranged from the front porch of his much-maligned hideaway in Baja California to the birdbath at his Mt. Washington home.
But regardless of the geographic vantage point, he found humor, poetry and gentility in a world he viewed with a fey imagination.
A final tour of a few of the vistas of Jack Smith:
On attending the 50th reunion of his Belmont High School class and explaining why it was better than the 25th:
"[The 25th] catches everyone at midlife crisis. It throws vulnerable people together in a kind of brutal encounter at a moment when they are already abraded by regrets, bewildered by uncertainties, and tormented by resurgent fantasies.
"Women are anxious about menopause and fading beauty, about empty homes and errant husbands; men look in the mirror and no longer see Charles Boyer or Charles Atlas. Jealousies are sharpened; spouses measure their mates against the ones that got away; infidelity is contemplated if not accomplished, and almost everyone goes home only slightly disenchanted."
But after 50 years "we have banked most of our fires; our passions are subdued; our regrets blurred, our demons exorcised. We are rather surprised to be here at all, and not entirely discontented."
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Of his quadruple bypass surgery in 1984 and the mysteries that accompanied that life-threatening procedure:
There was a "fantasy [that] took root somehow during my deep anesthesia, when they had stopped my heart and I was running on a machine." He imagined he was "the victim of an insidious international ring of kidnappers," and then, the operation over, "I began to write on my computer. Endlessly. Pouring out pages of exposition so articulate, so balanced, so illuminating that I knew I could never repeat them."
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After his many bouts with heart problems, he frequently wrote of those who had nursed him back to health:
A nurse--"I knew that face: fair, pleasant, reflective, modestly voluptuous. Suddenly it came to me. She was the girl in the French Impressionist painting--the bartender at the Folies Bergere." His cardiologist--"who speaks with a gentle Southern inflection that seems to make even bad news sound rather pleasant."
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When in near-normal health, he continued his travels around Los Angeles, a journey that at first spanned 25 years as a working journalist and even longer as columnist and author.
Dressed in a tuxedo, he attended the opening of the French Impressionist exhibit at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art. But the stylish, catered affair was crowded so that Smith and his wife slipped away to a nearby fast-food restaurant:
"Actually, my Big Boy's tuna sandwich wasn't all that bad."
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And then, shaking off apprehension about the steep stairs in the Los Angeles Coliseum, he attended the opening of the 1984 Olympic Games, sitting not far from where he sat 52 years earlier, when the 1932 Olympics had opened in the same stadium:
"I'm glad I went. I'm glad I live in Los Angeles. I'm glad I'm an American.
"I'm glad, come to think of it, to be alive."
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He remained true to his dedication to simplicity in all things, even the epitaph he asked for himself. It was to say only:
"Have a nice day."

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ESSAY
Jack Smith and L.A.'s Backyards

By ROBERT A. JONES,

JACK SMITH, semi-retired columnist, 1995: In many ways, Jack served as the country's first--and most enduring--columnist of postwar suburbia. With his minimalist, non-intrusive style he fit superbly with his era.

I had a friend back in the '70s who published a small magazine in West Hollywood. This magazine was the sort that delivered high attitude and regarded itself as a cool piece of work. Anyway, my friend always claimed you could divide Los Angeles into two groups of people: Those who "got" Jack Smith, and those who didn't. Personally, he didn't.
I remember one time at lunch he produced one of Jack's columns and read parts of it to me. The column described some patio paving or barbecue building at Jack's house on Mt. Washington. The work had hit a few snags, as it always did in Jack's universe, and there were also some problems with the dog. I recall the dog trying to walk on wet concrete.
The editor looked at me. "See what I mean?" he said. Where was the political commentary? The leg-biting anger toward our civic leaders? He rested his case.
Jack Smith died Tuesday. For what it's worth, he out-lived and out-worked my friend's magazine by some 15 years. But on the day he died, you could still make the same observation about Los Angeles: The city was divided into those who "got" Jack Smith and those who didn't.
Not to say that the Jack Smith question provoked fistfights on street corners. Jack himself remained far too civilized and full of good humor to raise blood passions. Rather, among the constituency of newspaper readers in the city, people simply knew where they stood. Either you appreciated the grand message behind his talk of carpenters and TV trays, or you were left baffled.
Jack's message came down to this: Los Angeles operates under rules that are different from other cities.' Perhaps you can find the soul of New York or Chicago on the sidewalks, but not here. Los Angeles has an interior life that is private and hidden from view. L.A.'s soul can be found behind the hedges, in its backyards and patios, around the barbecues.
And where other cities build communally, L.A. builds individually. Everyone here constructs their own universe behind their own fence. Like all great columnists, Jack understood that crucial difference between his city and others, and he exploited it to the full.
He filled his column with his family rather than the mayor and his henchmen. The children fell off ladders and broke their arms, grew up, married French girls. Jack bickered over the selection of TV dinners. The bathroom got remodeled, the patio grew a little more grand.
Though he took an occasional auto tour with his wife, Jack's life always seemed circumscribed by the boundaries of his property and the interior of his car. That's how life goes here, Jack was saying. And he was right.
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Of course, there was also the house in Baja, the weekend getaway that consumed years in construction. In many ways, the Baja cabin simply functioned as a proxy for the house on Mt. Washington, except that it also produced Mr. Gomez, probably the greatest character in Jack's repertory.
Gomez owned the Baja property, had little formal education and did things his own way. Jack and Gomez did not share a common language or even a common view of the way the world worked. In their bafflement at each other, they epitomized the cultures they represented. Yet they were forced to work together in building the cabin and eventually each developed a deep trust and affection for the other. You wonder if such things could happen today.
You also wonder if another Jack Smith could happen. I doubt it. In many ways, Jack served as the country's first--and most enduring--columnist of postwar suburbia. With his minimalist, non-intrusive style, he fit superbly with his era. He functioned almost as a diarist of the time when modern L.A. was being built.
But those days have ebbed away. L.A., in fact, no longer truly functions as a suburban culture. It is something else, something in between suburban and urban. When my friend, the magazine editor, suggested that he did not "get" Jack Smith in the 1970s, he probably represented a growing population. People who did not share the suburban dreams of Jack's generation, who wanted their backyard barbecues but also wanted a public life on the sidewalks.
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In many ways, L.A. has given it to them. At its heart, the city remains a haven of the interior life. Yet that life has combined with public neighborhoods that leave L.A. looking curiously like a real city.
It was part of Jack's greatness that he never complained, at least publicly, about the passing of those glory days. I suspect he found it not sad at all but mostly interesting. Jack never had to own his city.
He continued, to the end, writing about the grackles he spotted from his patio, about the remodeling project down the street, about the ads on TV.
Also, most courageously of all, he wrote about losing his memory, about the terror of being enclosed in an MRI machine, about life in a wheelchair. He was telling us that he was dying, describing how the process happened bit by bit, accompanied by technicians in white coats and machines that hummed. He didn't like it but he kept writing because he thought we might be interested. And if we "got" it, we were.
NOTE: Photos are uncropped archival versions and may differ from published versions.

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Goodbye, Mr. Smith
He wrote about it all. Column after column, year after year. Through him, we got to know about the city we love most, about him, about each other.

He Was Honest, Graceful, Wry -He Was Jack
Life & Style, Page E-1
 

By ROBIN ABCARIAN,
Many times, toward the end, I received the panicked calls from readers.
"Where is Jack Smith?"
"Is Jack Smith OK?"
"He's ill," I'd say. Or, "On a cruise. Don't worry. He'll be back. Jack always comes back." That's what we thought anyway.
For a child of Los Angeles, who grew up to the thump of The Times on her porch every morning, this page without Jack Smith is nearly inconceivable.
Jack is and has always been. He was from some kind of mold they don't make anymore. I sat at his feet at a Christmas party in 1994, asking him about the old days at The Times. When he first became a columnist, he said he was writing almost every day. Almost every day! It got so exhausting, he said, that he finally pleaded with his editor, "You know, I'm here so much, I bump into myself coming and going."
Ever so graciously, the editor allowed Jack to reduce some of his non-column responsibilities.
At his peak, Jack was an extraordinary writer--graceful, agile, wry. I admired that. But what I grew to love was the unflinching way he faced his physical disintegration. He wrote it, and you felt it: the tedium and terror of falling apart, of becoming dependent--and even worse--of becoming a nuisance.
As his health worsened, he wrote of passing out at lunch; of throwing up at the captain's table on a cruise ship. He wrote of bad moods and hopelessness, but in a way that made you feel that here, in the City of Eternal Youth, there is nothing shameful in growing old. Jack taught us: Infirmity happens.
There's another thing I loved about Jack--in the age of abstinence, 12-step programs and sorry public confessions, here was a man who adored his cocktails and wasn't afraid to admit it. He wrote lovingly of his vodka-and-tonics, of his glasses of white wine; he wrote irascibly of those who would deny him their glow. Here was a man, rare today, who never in his life apologized for taking a drink. At least not in print.
And so we toast Jack Smith today.
It's going to be a long, sad hangover.

Master of the Loneliest Job in Journalism
Life & Style, Page E-1

By PAUL DEAN, TIMES STAFF WRITER
The last time I saw him out of a wheelchair, he was sly and slim as always, touring guests through The Times and introducing me as his favorite writer, good friend and personal car consultant.
Bald and pleasant overstatements. But in so doing, he turned his importance over to me. Such was the deep and open-hearted kindness of Jack Smith.
The first time we shared anything was a quarter-century earlier when he was established, widely syndicated, and to Los Angeles what Herb Caen is to San Francisco and Mike Royko to Chicago and Jimmy Breslin to New York. A conscience, a muse, a crier.
I was trying to be the same to Phoenix, producing 800 nervous words a day, five anxious days a week, as columnist for the Arizona Republic.
One reference caught Jack's eye and he called for permission to use it in his column.
Me? You want something from my column? Only with your permission and full credit. Which is about all we columnists get paid, he said.
We columnists. He had made an unknown his peer. Such was the simple generosity and fellowship of Jack Smith.
We were never intimates in the sense of dinner parties and two seats at Dodger games. But we were joined by sharing the persecutions and black addiction of writing daily columns.
Jack believed and I agreed that it is the loneliest job in journalism. Readers love you only when their biases match your opinions. Beat reporters, once allies, show scorn because you have an office and are semi-retired from risking death on dirty streets that give us this day our daily grist.
Writing a column, I used to say, was living a soap opera. Lines are learned one day, performed the next and immediately recycled for endless tomorrows.
Jack quoted Marilyn Hudson, co-hostess of the Round Table West. She believed a daily column is like making love to a nymphomaniac. When you're finished and think you're through, you have to start all over again.
Jack was a dinosaur in the most flattering sense of the word.
His prime was our best of times, somewhere between the crassness of "Front Page" and the political correctness of "All the President's Men."
He evolved during an era when only editorial writers spoke political arguments, theater critics were curmudgeons, and daily columnists were expected to produce something called human interest.
What a calling a column was. It's where vignettes of a city find a platform and a few hours of significance. A cop who could hurt despite years of seeing it all. A child's triumph over an adult ill. Lost love. Found fortune. A leg up for underdogs, a kick in the pants for fat cats, and all in 800 words.
Jack Smith was a master of that and higher levels.
He crafted phrases and sculpted his column.
He played with words, skinny words, green words and pretty words, until they giggled. He made us think by tweaking and chuckling, not thrashing and cursing. Knowing his foibles made us feel better about not being able to hang a screen door. He wrote of his bad heart and closing in on death and then we knew how important dignity, gratitude and loved ones are to whatever time we have left.
And if sometimes Los Angeles, its people and seedy corners seemed a little brighter and warmer by his words, then maybe that's how our city really is.
You may not have noticed everything. You may have read through the intent of his past few months and thought that Jack Smith had finally lost his fast ball.
No. He was chronicling his end. Because he accepted that a loyal legion was diminishing and needed to know of his falls, of passing out among friends, of throwing up on a cruise ship. By sharing his humiliations, by forming a common damning of infirmity, maybe his old fans would be less afraid.
In this, Jack took readers with him to the last breath.
The parade never really passed for Jack Smith. But it slowed, inevitably, as he did. We spoke about dwindling days and changing times during our last meeting and there was a sadness in his wry smile.
After a time of early retirements, employee buyouts and layoffs, Jack felt a little uncomfortable visiting The Times. So many young writers. Few old friends. Nobody seemed to know him. He could look around, he said, and wonder if he ever worked here.
But he was happy to be writing one piece a week. It provided purpose and kept a columnist's juices stirring. He still spent every day searching for ideas. He still dreaded one day groping and finding nothing to write.
Regrets at dropping a daily grind? Just one. Every day had been so much damned fun it's a shame you don't get to do life over again.
Today's cynicism is to believe no person is irreplaceable. Jack Smith is.
He even taught a younger writer instinct.
I'll bet this piece comes in just under 800 words.
 

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JACK SMITH
You Live With Sons, You Live With Their Creepy Creatures
Life & Style, Page E-1

By JACK SMITH,
This was among Jack Smith's favorite pieces for the Los Angeles Times. It appeared on March 2, 1954.

Any man blessed with a small boy of his own is certain to have his life peopled, pardon the word, with live things. Not just comfortable beasts one has learned to live with, like dogs and cats. We mean things of a lower order. Slick gray things encountered in the garden under damp leaves. Brown scaly things lifted lovingly from rocks. Wounded feathered things.
Being blessed with not one but two small boys, we live in a fearsome and ever-changing jungle, and no Hemingway us. We never know how many hearts may beat beneath our roof at any given time. We walk the rugs lightly, with eyes downcast, alert as any hunter, wary at the thought of treading on some member of the family.
At night the house is alive with imagined sounds as we lie awake in the dark. The infinitesimal inhale and exhale of who knows what; the pump pumpeta pump of tiny yellow hearts. We ache to spring to the door and lock it and build a campfire by the bed.
We can prove nothing. But, deep inside, we know. The voice of the cricket. Does it come from outside the window? Or from down the hall. That furtive scratching like a small wire dragged across the floor. We will not investigate and play the fool. If we plunged into the heart of the matter, and switched on the light, we would find only two boys asleep in their beds with crafty dreamless faces; and nothing more horrible than a soft movement under the covers, a sign that one had smuggled in the cat again.
But nothing will relieve our uneasy feeling that somehow the balance of nature has been tampered with in our own castle. Behind our back, surreptitiously, nature's cycle has been spirited inside from out of doors and goes on in its immemorial way within the cozy jungle of the boys' bedroom, among the piles of toys. Procreation and birth and the struggle for existence and death are accomplished while the boys see all with wonderment and growing wisdom.
An amiable insect scrapes out his days at the bottom of a coffee can, glutting on cookie crumbs and lettuce salvaged from the table, drenched with oil and vinegar and garlic salt. Only to expire, finally, of old age, or malaise de segment, or whatever kind of ill a bug is heir to. As secretly as he came, then, he departs, his body borne in sorrow or wonder or reverence to the earth from which he was borrowed by the boy.
Regarding us, of course, as the pestilence, the boys husband their creatures with stealth, emerging from their crawling underworld to confront the master of the house with empty hands and faces of sly innocence. But now and then a word of evidence slips out, a name dropped sotto voce in hurried conference. For all the beasts have names.
Squeakie, Brownie, Blackie, Superbug, Slimey, Shaggy. And only God and the boys know what they mean. We are shaken, we tell you, when a name like that is dropped in the household. Put yourself in our place, in an all too usual crisis:
"Psst! [stage whispering] It's got away!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. It's not in the cigar box."
"Did you look under the leaves?"
"Uh-huh. Only Whiskers is there now."
"Maybe the rat got him."
"No. I know where the rat is."
"Where?"
"Under my shirt."
"Oh."
"Did you look in Daddy's bedroom?"
"Yeah. He wasn't there. Lizzie was, though."
That's enough, we say, for any man.
"BOYS!" we shout. "What in the name of. . . . WHAT'S got away?"
"Crispie."
"Crispie?"
"Uh-huh. He was in the cigar box."
"He's about this big and has. . . ."
"No, Doug. THIS big."
"Are you counting when he's curled up or when he spreads out?"
"BOYS! What in the name of. . . . What is this thing?"
"Well, I don't know exactly. It has six legs. I think.
"No, Curt. Eight legs. I counted."
"Some of those are feelers, Doug."
"Anyway, he only has two eyes."
"Thank God for that! All right boys, listen to me: You find that thing . . . Crispie . . . whatever it is and GET IT OUT OF HERE!"
"All right, Daddy."
"All right, Daddy."
"Psst! Curt, look."
"Where?"
"There, on Daddy's chair."
"CRISPIE!"
You see?

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On Dentists, Rome, Aging . . . and Saving Water
Life & Style, Page E-4

By BEVERLY BEYETTE, TIMES STAFF WRITER
 

Back in the '60s, Victoria Kling, an eighth-grader at Florence Nightingale Junior High, won second prize in an essay contest on "My Most Interesting Neighbor." Her subject: Jack Smith, who lived next door on Mt. Washington:
Among Victoria's anecdotes about Mr. Smith, whom she described as "odd" but "sincere":
"Last Christmas he put a star up on his roof and he hit himself in the thumb with a screwdriver. My mother says you shouldn't say things like he did when you're putting a star up on your roof."
Smith liked the essay so much that he asked her permission to use it as the preface for his 1965 book, "Three Coins in the Birdbath."
Victoria, with the wisdom of a 13-year-old, had Jack Smith right: He was Everyman--with his foibles and failings, with kids and goldfish and hamsters. With a garage cluttered with castoffs and a penchant for doing silly things like slamming a car door on his finger.
Upon his semi-retirement in January 1991, Smith reflected on 6,000 columns--maybe 5 million words. What was it all about? "It is about me and living in Los Angeles. Consequently, I hoped, it would be about everybody who lives in Los Angeles."
Herewith, some Smith on Smith (the italicized passages are excerpted from his writings):
* I sleep with my watch on because I like to know what time I dream a particular dream. The trouble is, though, that I can't tell what time it is without my glasses, and it's no good sleeping with your glasses on.
* On his attempts to avoid having a wisdom tooth yanked:
I tried changing dentists, never going back to the same one twice. But they caught up with me. They have a conspiracy.
* On aging:
I've heard it said that men first begin to realize their youth is over when policemen begin to look like college boys. That's true, but there's a much more alarming sign, and that's when a man's doctors begin to die.
* Sometimes Jack Smith took perverse delight in being outrageous. He delighted in the outraged reaction to the column in March, 1991, in which he suggested an innovative way of conserving water in the Southland:
I have hit upon a perfectly simple solution to this problem, one that I recommend to all men. Instead of going to the bathroom, I simply go out on the terrace and use my wife's garden. It is not only easy, it gives me a refreshing moment in the outdoors, and there is the added bonus that it irrigates the flowers.
* Some Jack Smith columns were provocative, some funny and, by his own admission, "Many, of course, were dreadful"--the price of a daily deadline.
* Acquiring a French daughter-in-law, Jacqueline, was a boon. "I exploited the hell out of [her]," he acknowledged in an interview. Once, he described her plundering his garden for escargots. Here, he explains her taste in electronic entertainment as a newcomer to America:
[She] liked soap operas because everybody talked slow and said everything twice.
Horror movies were Jacqueline's favorite TV fare. Her English still wasn't quick enough to pick up all the thrusts and parries of fast dialogue, and in that regard horror movies are even better than the soap operas. They have very little dialogue at all, and it runs to freak and creature talk, which is quite slow; or to Fay Wray screams and hoarse cries of "My God, Dr. Peabody, it's come back!"
* When his sons, Douglas and Curtis, were young and he "didn't think they could be damaged socially," they, too, were fair game.
I have discovered that the teenager's natural affinity for leisure reaches its zenith when he is first infused by that phenomenon known as the intellectual awakening. Overnight they drop their playthings and pick up such bright baubles as Kierkegaard, Sartre, and Salinger. . . . Once the muses have kissed the lad's brow it's hard to get him to do any manual labor around the house at all. The spark that ignites the higher brain centers seems to paralyze the back. . . . What father could summon his child from a romp on Olympus with Whitman, Hemingway and Edna St. Vincent Millay to mow an earthly lawn?
On enlisting Doug and Curt to recycle a sofa that was so disreputable it was even rejected by the Salvation Army:
I offered the boys a dollar to get the ax and crowbar and dismember the monster. They ripped it apart with demonic glee. We burned it in the barbecue. It saved us on our charcoal bill, too, although some said the hamburgers tasted like a chaise lounge. Anyway, it wasn't a complete loss. We found 93 cents inside the sofa, plus four sticks of gum and a Smith Bros. cough drop in medium-good condition. Also, later on the boys made a bird cage out of the springs.
* Although Smith considered himself a proponent of women's rights, and his wife, Denise, is a professional woman, he took great glee in play-acting the role of male chauvinist. Consider this excerpt from a piece describing his short-lived fantasy of moving to Rome. Denise had been hesitant, explaining, "I don't have anything to wear." Smith tells her:
You don't have to have any clothes, especially. You can stay home and wash and sing out the window and make lasagna.
Ultimately, they decided not to move to Italy. Instead of writing "Three Coins in the Fountain," a novel about Americans in Rome, he would stay on Mt. Washington and pen "Three Coins in the Birdbath."
* Although Smith himself was, undeniably, a celebrity in his chosen hometown, he was ill at ease among celebrities and "never knew what to say" to them. Here, he describes a party at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in 1973, celebrating publication of Norman Mailer's "Marilyn":
[Mailer] stood in a slight crouch, feet apart, toes in, like a fighter; a good middleweight, over the hill, but game. His pale-blue eyes seemed alternately to burn and disconnect, as if his circuits were overloaded. . . .
They [Mailer and Monroe] had never met in life, and here he was now, revealing himself as her last, most passionate, most hopeless lover. . . . They seemed an odd couple: Mailer so open, Marilyn so closed. He should have called their book "The Naked and the Dead."
* Jack Smith, born in Long Beach, loved Los Angeles. With all its warts, it was to him still a city of "wonders." Frequently, he found himself defending it from its detractors, among them Woody Allen, who in his 1977 film "Annie Hall" claimed that the city's main contribution to culture is that one can turn right on red.
What about the drive-in bank, the Frisbee, the doggie bag? Smith replied to those who sneered at L.A. and its gifts to the world. What about our Hansel and Gretel cottages, our Assyrian rubber factory, our Beaux-Arts-Byzantine-Italian-Classic- Nebraska Modern City Hall? he asked.
What about the drive-in church?
One can say a great deal for the Second Vatican Council, the discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Billy Graham crusades and the Jesus Movement, but I suspect that the drive-in church will be seen from the perspective of history as the greatest spur to the mid-20th-century revival of Christianity. . . . Once it was demonstrated that we could do business with God without getting out of our automobiles, there was no reason to believe we couldn't also do business that way with Mammon.

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Jack Smith, 1916-1996
He loved his city, defending it in print, boasting of it in private. And in return, Los Angeles embraced Jack Smith. From the start in 1958, he was one of the few columnists who could write about daily life--whether with his wife, sons and grandchildren or as a combat correspondent in World War II--without seeming desperate for material. His use of language was impeccable, his manners flawless and his fascination with a changing world a constant delight.

As a Young Man . . . Jack, circa 1918;

As a Young Man . . . visiting cousins in the country in the mid-'20s--Jack is on the right

As a Young Man . . .a rakish young man in 1940.

Military Man: On Iwo Jima, 1945, Jack scans a book of baby names sent to him by his wife before first son Curt's birth.

Family Man: The Smith family, circa 1952: Jack holding son Curt, wife Denny with Doug.

    Denny and Jack just before Christmas 1995.

Newspaperman: Covering sports in 1938 in Bakersfield, where he broke into the business;

Doing rewrite at The Times, circa 1960

PHOTO CREDITS: Los Angeles Times and courtesy of the Smith family.

NOTE: Photos are uncropped archival versions and may differ from published versions.